Robby Slowik

Get ready to have your genitals blown off because Robby Slowik is recording his first-ever stand-up special.

If you’re a fan of stand-up comedy, or you hate stand-up comedy, or you’re indifferent to stand-up comedy, this is the show for you. It’s gonna have laughs, jokes, premises, punchlines, setups, tags, actouts, guffaws, stunned silence, awkward silence, loud silence, applause breaks, clapter, groans, and those wooing sounds live studio audiences make when characters kiss.

Strap in for insightful observations that will reshape the way you view existence. Prepare for strawman arguments so dumb and contrived you’ll be enraged and violent. This show will uphold progressive values and create a better world, all while containing overt racism, misogyny, war mongering, fascist propaganda, and an acknowledgment that dating is weird, right guys?

This show is not recommended for children, adults, adult children, or childish adults. Most animals are prohibited except for certain apex predators like Bengal Tigers, Hippopotamus, and certain Sting Rays (Must provide your own water source).

When this show is over, you’ll understand the world now consists of two types of people: those who attended the show, and complete loser moron idiots.  

Approx Running Time: 70 Minutes
Genre: Stand Up, Laughs, Storytelling

Please Note: the venue has a 2-beverage minimum per person.